dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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