Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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