I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
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My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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