What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize