I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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