Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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