you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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