some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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