failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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