okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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