I am puke
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
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he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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