Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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