Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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