it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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Farmville is her only friend.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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