I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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