He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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