I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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