i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
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for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
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I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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