You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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