Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
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I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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