I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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