I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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