There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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