I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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