a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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