I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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