Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
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Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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