is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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