Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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