She said her name was "party"
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he shaved USA in his pubs
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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You took a bar mat shot.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Damn victory sex feels great
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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