We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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