just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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