I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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