Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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