Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
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The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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