do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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