She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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