I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
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You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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