I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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