yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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