I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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