Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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