Me. At least after what I've been through.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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