Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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