Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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