hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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