I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Congratulations! We have a period
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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