Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
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Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize