Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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