I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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